Mary Kate & Ghastly

Just noticed I've been picking on the girls a
lot lately. Well it's really just a coincidence.
I'll pile on the boys soon. Does anyone
remember those waif paintings from the
60s? Margaret Keane was the *ahem* artist.
Life imitating art?

Making Michael Look Good

Celebrity status for Miss Jackson, check please.
Always a kook but kinda sexy, OMG break out the
weird wagon and take her away.

Houston, I Have A Problem

How does an astronaut go from right to left?
Maybe space flight makes people crazier
than we thought.

The Way We Urrrrrrr...

Boy, that Jim Brolin is brave, or did he
finally have enough of this? From everything
I have heard or read she's a nightmare.
Yet people still spend thousands to hear her
in concert. Go figure.