Tuesday, October 24, 2006

The Hair? Don't Change A Thing!

This wasn't even the scariest photo I came across of this freak.
What he's doing now is anyone's guess. Probably cleaning out lion
cages while the lions are feeding. This guy was one of the best
defensive basketball players i ever saw and then...well I guess
he was hit by a methamphetamine pharmaceutical truck.
I guess Carmen Electra must be as crazy as this monstrosity.

Friday, October 20, 2006

Train Wreck

Yep, that's right, I'm the Train Wreck for the weekend.

Me. Co-Worker Dan.

Co-Worker Lioux is the AWESOMEST.

What's this box here?

And why I am I thinking inside of it?

AHHHHHHH.

Co-Worker Dan. When will you learn.

See ya later,

<3 Liouxie

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Queen of Mean? How about Queen of Darkness.


Wow! Even I had no idea how hideous this souless wonder
had become. Talk about karma. I think this is what Dorian
Gray's portrait looked like right before he took a knife to it.
Well, she could always double for Jack Nicholson's Joker.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Hey Lady!!!


No this isn't Martin Short in a fat suit. Dean's old
sidekick has been a Train Wreck for 40 freakin' years.
Just beyond embarassing. Guy's got chutzpah.
Doesn't care what kind of attention he's getting
as long as it's attention. Going to play a homeless
guy on some show or movie coming up.
Can't wait.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

AND EYE UH EYE UH EYE UH WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU


I know, Bobby should be in here too, but there's
train wrecks and then there's Amtrakocide.
Holy Crapola! No, it's not Whoopi or Carmen Miranda.
I guess she still sings the Star Spangled Banner
at minor league Hockey games.

Shucks, I guess I'm just NATURALLY good lookin'


Seemed like a nice, down-to-earth guy.
The Longest Yard was great and I still
rermember him fondly from Dan August.
Hell, he looked good in Boogie Nights.
What the hell possesses these guys
to perfom Hari Kari on their faces?