Thursday, September 28, 2006

Maybe I need more mascara


I know this might seem obvious and look like I'm piling on,
but Tammy epitomizes the whole Train Wreck raison d'etre.
What the hell is she doing these days anyway?

Friday, September 22, 2006

That smoke isn't coming from his cigarette.


I think Bobby did ole Bonnie Lee a favor.

Uh Phil, I don't think that amp is grounded.


I can see why the jury let him go...they were terrified he'd
come after them with a recording contract.

Oh yes, I made the right move leaving Regis.


Geez, I almost feel sorry for this hosebag.
I know washed up is an overused term...
but gimme a break. Does ANYONE have
even the remotest idea what she's doing
now?

Thursday, September 14, 2006

No, you look great. Really.


Can't leave out the ladies. There was a time I thought
old Joanie was pretty cute. If she had left time and
tide to their natural ways she could have aged
gracefully and still been on the forefront of
Hollywood Babylon. But what is this before mine eyes?
I know there just has to be a string attached to
the back of this thing that she can just pull off.
Please.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

How Ya Feelin? NOT NOT NOT


Saints preserve us! What the hell happened here? Last thing
I remember he was doing a great job in "Scrooged" and
putting out an amusing Buster Poindexter album.
Someone give this poor soul a cheeseburger.

Cut Me Mick


I don't care what the hell anyone says, it's over for this
mook. I never liked him and now it's official.
Start the search for survivors.

Avert Your Gaze If You Can


Attempting to collect and post everything that is truly,
comedically horrendous. I'll put my two cents in and
you can put in yours. Photos of faded celebrities
are especially welcome.
Let the train wrecks commence.
Pretty obvious choice for the initial train wreck.
Man, I was such a big fan of this guy.
I guess money makes certain people insane.